Lost In Translation

22 11 2005

Today, I had to proctor one of Sir Roel’s English classes.  Poring into his exam sheets, I am mortified why the guy’s teaching English.

Question 1.  Did you taught about you enrolled this semester?

What does he mean?  In translation, ‘napag-isip isip mo bang mag-enrol ngayong semestre?  Is that it?  Quick, someone get me an AK47, and I’ll bury the bullets in his minute brain cells.  Are you drugs? 

Question 2.  Give me your honest comment to your instructor (10 points).

What teh fuck.  That’s carabao shit.  Does he think students are going to give honest opinion on how  loser their teacher is?  Questions like that must be reserved for evaluation purposes not to satisfy one’s egomaniacal delusion of self-grandeur.  What does he think of himself?  

What are the students gonna learn with this kind of question?  Tsk.  The decadence of English in our educational system.  Somebody please kidnap this guy before he makes a total wreck to the minds of his poor students.  He’s 5’6’’ tall, fake blonde hair, with denture so loose I can’t bear the way he pronounces Pensylvannia and schmuck. 

Roel, you are a good man, but you are a joke. 


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22 01 2008
jepoy

yak! nosebleed man he he he

I rmember to receive the “u r a joke “comment last 4th yr highschool( nostalgic )

badoodles: @jepoy reminiscing d past. sige idaan na sa kanta. to all d girls i loved before… tananana…

22 01 2008
jepoy

BTW it should’ve been How to KILL the mocking berk(s) — shooting him is injustice he deserves Capital ( capital C ) punishment he he

badoodles: @jepoy right, right beri right. tado ka, iniinglis mo na ko ngayon ah. ampfft.

25 01 2008
jepoy

apay?

badoodles: @jepoy apay ngay?

25 01 2008
jepoy

di ko pa master ilokano e heehe

badoodles: @jepoy cool matuto ng ilocano. da best.

29 01 2008
jepoy

hayaan u magpapaturo me ng malulupit kay gf so far:

dios ti agnina naman na

agninam! awan tawar na?

balasang

wen hehe

ewan noosebled na ko

29 03 2009
chuck attak

Sagot ko na kahon nyan na ibabaon sa madilim na lupa hayup xa. Sa col center xa ni satanas

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